So, I have this thing were I sit in class and think of blog names. All odd and a bit too long. Here is a list of things I thought up in the past. I’ll keep adding :)
- Towritecheeseburgeronherarms
- Johnson, clean out your cubical. You’re fired
- The Goddamn Batman’s Day Planner
- The itch under your jeans that you can’t get at without stripping.
- Waldon, where’s my hat & cloak?
- Big titties and big hoodies
- Fruit Salad Orgi
- World Domination, Abomination and Dedication
- Wonderland Tour Guide
- Hotel California Snow Globe
- The receiving end of the Call
- Camp Jonetown’s , Camp Counselor T-shirt
- Death’s Step-Daughter
- The Runaway Circus Clown
- Things I Leave To You In My Will
- Glow In The Dark Bong
- Never Smoke, Smell of Weed
- Wearing nothing but a fake mustache.
- Fiction over fat, I mean fact..
- And by the time the glue had set I wasn’t even hungry.
- The last thing anybody should say to a butler.
- Hello?… Goodbye?
- A young man selects a gerbil.
- And so he found us all with faces covered in shaving cream and Chloe holding a banana.
- Come sit by me! I have pie.
- Make sure the neighbors don’t spot you bringing in the piano.
- Holding the flames of a thousand collapsed stars, for a friend.
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Skyler <3
