Hey, I'm Skyler
REAL LIFE:
Hi, I'm a 18 year old girl. I come from the Land of bagged milk. In real life, I'm just the odd girl with green hair. I speak French and English, & with Google Translate, I speak fuck all.
INTERNETS:
On Thursdays, I'm a wealthy Arabian prince looking for a new wife.
On Every Other Day, I'm a stunt double for Johnny Knoxville.
I (re)bagel thing(s) and talk about my daily adventures.
My talents include answering messages seven hours after I get them.
I accidentally a whole blog, while trying to prove Timblr was free.
CAUTION/NOTICE:
I post porn
I do not own any of these pictures unless I say otherwise.
I do not follow back. If I follow you, congrats.
