Don't try this at home.
Hey, I'm Lance (I change my name too often.)
Hi, I'm a 19 year old girl (I think I classify as woman now??). I come from the Land of bagged milk. In real life, I'm just the odd girl with pink hair. I plan to become a welder. I speak French and English, & with Google Translate, I speak fuck all. PS. I am pansexual!
-I post porn
-You see that tag about people I know, in porn? Yeah, it's porn. Starring people I know. Like my ex boyfriend.
-I do not own any of these pictures unless I say otherwise.
-I do not follow back. If I follow you, congrats.
-I don't stand behind any notion because bad people hide behind good beliefs for wrong reasons and good people get misguided then blamed for what bad people do.
I had a biology teacher that told us this story about an octopus at an aquarium in Australia. The staff were concerned because their population of crustaceans kept disappearing. No bodies or anything. So they checked the video feed to find out what’s up.
Across from the the crustacean tank was a small octopus tank. This little fucker squeezed out of a tiny hole at the top of his tank, walk across the hall, and get into the crustacean tank. He would then hunt and eat. After he was done, he crawled back out and get back in his tank
Here’s the kicker: security guards patrolled the area. The staff realized that the octopus had memorized the security’s routine. It would escape and be back between the guards’ round.