Weird Tumblr Themes

Don't try this at home.
Hey, I'm Lance (I change my name too often.)
Hi, I'm a 19 year old girl (I think I classify as woman now??). I come from the Land of bagged milk. In real life, I'm just the odd girl with pink hair. I plan to become a welder. I speak French and English, & with Google Translate, I speak fuck all. PS. I am pansexual!

CAUTION/NOTICE:
-I post porn
-You see that tag about people I know, in porn? Yeah, it's porn. Starring people I know. Like my ex boyfriend.
-I do not own any of these pictures unless I say otherwise.
-I do not follow back. If I follow you, congrats.
-I don't stand behind any notion because bad people hide behind good beliefs for wrong reasons and good people get misguided then blamed for what bad people do.

strictmom:

there are probably more lost bobby pins than there are people in this world

IF I COULD KNIT, I’D GO TO SCHOOL, THEN START IN FIRST BLOKE, GO TILL THE BELL RINGS, HOBBLE OFF TO MY NEXT CLASS, CONTINUE, ALL THE WAY UNTIL I WAS COVERED, THEn I’d just sleep.

sagihairius:

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THATS A LOT TO TAKE IN

chenyakumo:

nothing i do for the rest of my life will ever top this

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blancheelizabethdevereaux:

i’d rather use the mobile app than see some of your themes

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snapchatting:

I always call local news stations to let them know how I’m doing.

pradest:

My style isn’t even my style, I cant afford my actual style

trillslut:

Never ever trust a dude who wears earrings