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Hey, I'm Lance (I change my name too often.)
Hi, I'm a 19 year old girl (I think I classify as woman now??). I come from the Land of bagged milk. In real life, I'm just the odd girl with pink hair. I plan to become a welder. I speak French and English, & with Google Translate, I speak fuck all. PS. I am pansexual!

CAUTION/NOTICE:
-I post porn
-You see that tag about people I know, in porn? Yeah, it's porn. Starring people I know. Like my ex boyfriend.
-I do not own any of these pictures unless I say otherwise.
-I do not follow back. If I follow you, congrats.
-I don't stand behind any notion because bad people hide behind good beliefs for wrong reasons and good people get misguided then blamed for what bad people do.

all different. all beautiful.

deadtrohman:

ok but consider this: nonbinary representation

magnacarterholygrail:

2008 | 2014 — S L A Y  M E  O N I K A 

merylstreepismymom:

"what does your tattoo mean?"

It means I wanted it so I fucking got it

thecutestofthecute:

English Cream Dachshund 

theanimejunkie:

bossubossupromode:

Two students, James and John were given a grammar test by their teacher. The question was, “is it better to use “had” or “had had” in this example sentence?”

The teacher collected the tests, and looked over their answers.

James, while John had had “had”, had had “had had.” “Had had” had had a better effect on the teacher.

welcome to the english language

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.

nurdsite:

My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.

…they are no longer friends.