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Hey, I'm Lance (I change my name too often.)
Hi, I'm a 19 year old girl (I think I classify as woman now??). I come from the Land of bagged milk. In real life, I'm just the odd girl with pink hair. I plan to become a welder. I speak French and English, & with Google Translate, I speak fuck all. PS. I am pansexual!

CAUTION/NOTICE:
-I post porn
-You see that tag about people I know, in porn? Yeah, it's porn. Starring people I know. Like my ex boyfriend.
-I do not own any of these pictures unless I say otherwise.
-I do not follow back. If I follow you, congrats.
-I don't stand behind any notion because bad people hide behind good beliefs for wrong reasons and good people get misguided then blamed for what bad people do.

tylerthewolf:

British Rowing Team Poses Naked to Help Fight Homophobia. (x)

i’d like to thank not only god but also jesus for this gifset 

blackrosephotography:

merlwyb:

lemme see if it was any good
no delete it i look dumb

I found this funny lol

blackrosephotography:

merlwyb:

lemme see if it was any good

no delete it i look dumb

I found this funny lol

tardistoaster:

raydelblau:

benedictedcumberbabeof221:

petition for the next companion to not be a white girl in her 20s who crushes on the Doctor 

petition for the next companion to be a grumpy chinese-american grandma who complains about plot-holes and knits the doctor horrific time-travel-themed sweaters to wear when she thinks it’s cold out (most of the time)

reblogging because this is the best idea ever

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

the-study-of-wumbo:

stereolights:

It’s like his snoring got so bad that his wife left him and now he’s just forever alone with his extra-strength Breathe Right strips

maybe the strips were so effective that he inhaled his wife

jedimindfunk:

What even is this! I love the internet some times.

imawalkingtravestyy:

i wanna lie on the floor and not think for a month or two.