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Don't try this at home.
Hey, I'm Allen (I change my name too often.)
Hi, I'm a 18 year old girl (I think I classify as woman now??). I come from the Land of bagged milk. In real life, I'm just the odd girl with brown hair wishing she could have colored hair again. I plan to become a welder. I speak French and English, & with Google Translate, I speak fuck all. PS. I am pansexual!

CAUTION/NOTICE:
-I post porn
-You see that tag about people I know, in porn? Yeah, it's porn. Starring people I know. Like my ex boyfriend.
-I do not own any of these pictures unless I say otherwise.
-I do not follow back. If I follow you, congrats.

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

image

what the fuck

postwhitesociety:

euro-trotter:

you can actually pinpoint the moment when he realizes he’s made a huge mistake

lmao yes sis

aptrickstump:

c-a-r-r-i-o-n:

this is old and i look like a turtle but REBLOG MY SELFIE

REBLOG MY FUCKING SELFIE

aptrickstump:

c-a-r-r-i-o-n:

this is old and i look like a turtle but REBLOG MY SELFIE

REBLOG MY FUCKING SELFIE

ask-omnipony:

thelolgifs:

The Japanese have too much time on their hands

are you kidding me fuckin this is ingenious engineering