Don't try this at home.
Hey, I'm Allen (I change my name too often.)
Hi, I'm a 18 year old girl (I think I classify as woman now??). I come from the Land of bagged milk. In real life, I'm just the odd girl with brown hair wishing she could have colored hair again. I plan to become a welder. I speak French and English, & with Google Translate, I speak fuck all. PS. I am pansexual!
-I post porn
-You see that tag about people I know, in porn? Yeah, it's porn. Starring people I know. Like my ex boyfriend.
-I do not own any of these pictures unless I say otherwise.
-I do not follow back. If I follow you, congrats.
i went to a new school when i started second grade and i still remember what my parents said to me as they dropped me off on my first day at the new school: “dont do your yoshi impression, it’s weird and you’ll make no friends.”