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Don't try this at home.
Hey, I'm Lance (I change my name too often.)
Hi, I'm a 19 year old girl (I think I classify as woman now??). I come from the Land of bagged milk. In real life, I'm just the odd girl with pink hair. I plan to become a welder. I speak French and English, & with Google Translate, I speak fuck all. PS. I am pansexual!

-I post porn
-You see that tag about people I know, in porn? Yeah, it's porn. Starring people I know. Like my ex boyfriend.
-I do not own any of these pictures unless I say otherwise.
-I do not follow back. If I follow you, congrats.
-I don't stand behind any notion because bad people hide behind good beliefs for wrong reasons and good people get misguided then blamed for what bad people do.

here. watch people in Times Square, New York


you can still be thick and have a thigh gap 




We can all guess who I identify with in this gif set.

#putting the cute in executed


When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.


How convenient that JK Rowling made Tom Marvolo Riddle equal I Am Lord Voldemort when it’s obviously supposed to be Mr. Tom, A Dildo Lover.


Took the cat out for a… sit


Took the cat out for a… sit



This is me and my house mate look how cute we are do u also want to be a cutie in our house then hold onto ur hat cause I’ve got some big news!!!!!!! We are looking for a roommate, couples are welcome, but we kind of need someone to move in soon and help us w rent. See our third left us for reasons that are no ones business but their own, and now we kind of need to fill the spot so that we don’t lose the place.

If you live in Baltimore, MD and ur interested in livin in a house of queers u can email me here for more info:

Add on: if you are not in the area or don’t want to move in w us could you please signal boost this?



Reminder that:

  • Mascots are terrible
  • they basically mock furries and otherkins
  • Do NOT support mascots
  • DON’T
  • Especially if they’re animals

This has been a Psa  (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧